ringworm

so, rob has ringworm. all three (or so) people who read this already know that but since nothing ever happens in my life, i feel i can write about rob's life-happenings. when i heard about this "ringworm" sitch, i thought of some sick tiny worm hangin' out under the skin kinda near his neck. i knew that ringworm is not like a tapeworm, and that it was not a worm of any kind involved at all.

i also thought of vacationing in florida.

i feel like we should have figured that his "spider bite" was ringworm. i've seen ringworm before in person- while vacationing in florida. god, no. i did not have ringworm. christ. this family that we became friends with when drew and i were little and would go to this resort in florida every year. we saw this one family every year, every time we went, so it was only natural that this fam became, like, our friends. and we'd just play and play and swim and hide from our parents. anyway, what's-her-face's (my florida vacation friend) sister got ringworm and everyone was all up in arms about it and it was all... ring-like and raised and on her leg or something.

what i dont understand is how it gets on someone's leg or neck, on clean people no less! wtf!, like, when i looked it up, it said that it was a fungal infection. it's not like rob went into some MSU mens sports locker room and rubbed some sick athlete's foot on his neck (ew). i can understand that maybe it really is those sick preschoolers he hangs out with all the time.

even so, maybe rob and leah should stop hanging out, between his ringworm and her sore nipple, i have circus freak friends. (just kidding, guys. lol share your bacterial and fungal infections. it's sexy. oh, and you're not circus freaks. but boy, do i wish!)

this is what i learned in class today: mercury is bad; do not eat it. the girl giving one of the presentation remembers lice checks from elementary school. pesticides are evil. toxins are poisonous substances of natural origin (plants, animals, bacterial, and/or fungal).

!!!!omg rob and leah need to just stay away from toxins.
ohhh im a nerd.

oh also, we learned about asbestos. I'M MAKING MUFFINS ASBESTOS I CAN! i wish i was making muffis. speaking of asbestos, i really am worried that huapei (sp?!) really does have asbestos hanging out with all of that creeps duct tape.

anyway, im gonna go.
love you. love everything about you!



ps i found this. and it's funny.