i dont know what WE stands for, but i can appreciate any channel that plays awesome crime-centered 20/20. I don't get ID on my tv at school like i do at home; it's unfortunate because i looooove me some 20/20, 48 hours, and other shows of the like which focus on murder and stuff like that. Also, forensic files is a good one, but that's on court tv, which apparently is tru-tv now? what? why!?
this particular episode, though it just started, i can pretty much predict. a husband goes missing, they find his body dismembered... she totally did it, the wife that is- melanie something or other. it's always the spouse.
what i don't understand is why people thing they'll actually get away with it. people are so stupid. that's embarrassing- YOU WILL GET CAUGHT, YOU IDIOTS! i just don't get it.
you know what these shows make me wish? well, a few things. here we go: i wish...
1.) i could be the 20/20 slash 48 hours reporter who gets to interview these freaks who believe they won't get caught, and who still proclaim their innocence. that'd be awesome.
2.) i could do something sweet, like dust for fingerprints, spray that luminol stuff on surfaces to find blood spatters, be a weapons analyst so i could figure out if the bullet shell came from a specific gun or not, etc...
3.) i was awesome at math and shit to be able to come up with the statistics and probability that is involved with linking that person/weapon to the crime and how likely everything is that is related to the crime
4.) i could meet lester holt
5.) i could be super smart like that one asian man in forensic files who is so good at forensics that he's an expert witness in like every murder case possible. that'd be awesome.
does rachael ray have her own brand of dog food? WTF?!?
anyway, sorry, there was a commercial for it. but i was writing this, so not really paying attention. there was definitely a dog food commercial and she was definitely in it. weird. okay, back to my i wish... list.
6.) i wish i could be the narrator for forensic files. that would be awesome. i'd have to work on getting my voice to be all mysterious and able to build the suspense, but i think that that would probably be, like, an attainable thing. i could totally do that.
well, i cant think of anything else i wish i could do from watching these shows. also, this one is only 15 minutes in and i wanna watch the rest, undistracted.
xoxo, kate
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